this past weekend I spent fixing up a database, which basically meant all I looked at was numbers numbers and more numbers. VERRRRRY BOORING, but necessary. So how perverted is that??? LOL. I’m going to be very glad to go back to looking at naked people this week, I can tell you that

oh wait…there is one interesting thing I can write about woohoo! Seeing as winter is (well probably mostly anyway) over, I’m going to usher in Spring with the annual trimming of the snatch hehe. I have a new shaver on order and hopefully it will be here this week so I can do it all this weekend. I got kind of sick of using regular razors & getting the dreaded razor burn (the pussy is a terrible place to have razor burn, believe me) so I splurged - I’m getting The Body Bare. This is a dry shaver so no shaving cream, and it apparently doesn’t ‘bite’ the skin, or cause ingrown hairs yippee! I really really hope it’s all that and more, I’d be a very happy camper. Supposedly it’s used by pornstars, and you know how smooth their pussies are

So I got the whole kit, including the trimmer, the shaver, powder, stencils (ooh maybe now I’ll be able to have that cool looking arrow or something!) and I’m eagerly awaiting it’s arrival. I don’t believe I’ll be posting before and after pics heheh, but I’ll let ya know how it went, ok?

till then, sweet dreams

Apparently no one is safe from the big bad internet these days. I happened to come across this amusing little article about Anthony’s porn problem. Now I just wanted to give him a little advice, straight from the horse’s mouth, so to speak heheh.

Some Truths About Internet Porn

• It’s ok to look at internet porn. Before the internet, we looked at magazines. That was ok too.
• It’s not ok to look at internet porn 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. That’s just sad.
• It’s ok to touch yourself while looking at internet porn. (In Anthony’s case, it’s also ok to videotape yourself while doing this, as long as you send me the tape. I promise I’ll keep it our little secret)
• There are some gross (but surprisingly legal) things on the internet. Just stay away from it if you don’t like it.
• Some of the nicest people I’ve ever met have a hand in internet porn. They don’t have horns, and they don’t have orgies all the time either. (well not that I’ve been invited to anyway haha)
• You won’t go blind. Really.
• If internet porn is a vice, it’s just like any other. Use everything in moderation and you’ll rarely have a problem.
• Internet porn isn’t something that needs to be hidden away in secret, dark rooms. Lots of couples use porn to stimulate their sex life. It’s a great thing to share with your partner so give it a try!

So to sum it all up: Anthony - you don’t need to give up porn, you need a girlfriend you can share your interests with. And if you need my address for that tape…well just let me know. ok?

sweet dreams

So as I’m listening to my Red Hot honey alternately crooning seductively and belting those throbbing lyrics (ok, I’m getting a little carried away now heheh) it occured to me that one of the things I absolutely love about Anthony Kiedis (well, other than the tats, that bod, that face!) is his ability to roll his tongue - ya know, make that tingly rrrrr sound - just about any time he wants and make it sound so gooooooood, mmmmm (scuse me while I daydream a little for a sec hehe)

My point is, it kinda got me wondering about how good a man who can do that with his mouth would be when he’s going down south if ya know what I mean heheh. Stuff that fantasies are made of, for sure. Well mine, anyway

I’m lucky enough to have a guy who really appreciates the finer points of the pussy, and likes to show it. I really have to feel sorry for girls who’s men aren’t really into oral sex - the giving kind. I know there’s lots of guys out there like that, unfortunately. There’s nothing more of a turn off for a girl than having a guy go down on her only to find that he’s not really into it. And guys - WE CAN TELL! Oh sure you think you can fake it, but us girls have been faking it long before you even thought of it (which I’m sure is the topic for another post lol) so you can’t fool us!

There really is nothing like the feeling of a talented tongue swirling it’s way around down there…flitting lightly over my clit like a shiver then plunging in to taste the wet it’s made, rolling across swollen lips, stopping to suck the pearl before rubbing back and forth, circling faster and harder as my heartbeat starts to quicken and a light sweat breaks out all across my breasts and neck and I feel myself ready to give in to the waves of pleasure…well, you know

So guys, here’s a little tip - learn to love the pussy! Your girl (regular or of the moment lol) will love you for it. Find out the lay of the land and become as familiar with it as your own equipment. Take a nice bath or shower together if you’re worried about odors or taste, or use some of the many edible sex oils and creams that are out there for just this purpose. Shaving is a great way to make the area nice and inviting, and it makes my pussy more sensitive for an added bonus. The pussy is a wonderful place to visit, so make sure you come prepared to stay awhile, and if you become an ace at ‘eating out’ you’ll get better blow jobs too, trust me on this heheh.

and always remember that little homily about how to get to Carnigie Hall - practice, guys, practice!

sweet dreams

So, what have I been doing?? Well besides trying to juggle a gazillion things at once plus get this updated, I did find some time for making porn heheh. Actually, I kind of branched out a little too. Usually I like to work with the kind of porn I like (ya know, the gooey hardcore kinda stuff ;)) but I came across a site that I liked so much I had to deviate from the norm. The site is called Glamour Models Gone Bad and it has a fantastic free tour so check it out

I don’t do a lot of pornstars or models - heheh - for a couple of reasons: a) I don’t know 99% of the names, so I have to google them just to see who the chicks are; and b) that jealous chick thing that occurs whenever we are faced with the absolute perfect bodies these girls have, ya know? I think what caught my eye with this site was the mix of hardcore and softcore content - eye candy for those who like that plus the raunchy stuff I love…and of course since these are pornstars, they’re really good at the raunchy stuff I’ve always wondered what it would be like to be a pornstar, although I don’t know if I’d be able to fuck on film (hubby’s been after me to pull out the camera for a while lol). If I had a bod like these girls though, I’d do softcore in an instant - solo girl stuff, toys and fingering, pretty poses, maybe some girl-girl…

anyway, I made a couple of free porn sites featuring some of the models. Surprisingly enough, their tight, toned, sleek bodies, long legs, perky breasts and beautiful faces didn’t make me jealous - it’s almost like appreciating fine art. I’ll never look like that but I sure can admire the perfection! So if you’d like to take a peek, here they are, from Glamour Models Gone Bad:

Lori Ann’s Pretty Clit - centerfold model Lori Ann playing with her perfect pussy
and Gold Wrapped Crystal - Pornstar Crystal Klein looks very hot in a teeny gold skirt

enjoy the photos! psst - I’m working on some more of my favorite stuff - creampies - so I’ll have those for you soon!

sweet dreams