well so I’m sure we all know by now about my little “thing” for Anthony Kiedis…of course hubby would call it an obsession but it’s not like I’m camping out at his house for crying out loud - I didn’t even read the autobiography! Anyway, I swear I don’t go looking for this stuff, it just finds me

Apparently no one is safe from the big bad internet these days. I happened to come across this amusing little article about Anthony’s porn problem. Now I just wanted to give him a little advice, straight from the horse’s mouth, so to speak heheh.

Some Truths About Internet Porn

• It’s ok to look at internet porn. Before the internet, we looked at magazines. That was ok too.
• It’s not ok to look at internet porn 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. That’s just sad.
• It’s ok to touch yourself while looking at internet porn. (In Anthony’s case, it’s also ok to videotape yourself while doing this, as long as you send me the tape. I promise I’ll keep it our little secret)
• There are some gross (but surprisingly legal) things on the internet. Just stay away from it if you don’t like it.
• Some of the nicest people I’ve ever met have a hand in internet porn. They don’t have horns, and they don’t have orgies all the time either. (well not that I’ve been invited to anyway haha)
• You won’t go blind. Really.
• If internet porn is a vice, it’s just like any other. Use everything in moderation and you’ll rarely have a problem.
• Internet porn isn’t something that needs to be hidden away in secret, dark rooms. Lots of couples use porn to stimulate their sex life. It’s a great thing to share with your partner so give it a try!

So to sum it all up: Anthony - you don’t need to give up porn, you need a girlfriend you can share your interests with. And if you need my address for that tape…well just let me know. ok?

sweet dreams

well not much really going on today, it seems there are a couple of glitches with the blog (nothing that you’d notice, mostly internal stuff) so I was doing a bit with that. And there’s nothing more that I like doing while in front of my screen than listening to music - during the week when no one’s around it gets pretty loud around here!

So as I’m listening to my Red Hot honey alternately crooning seductively and belting those throbbing lyrics (ok, I’m getting a little carried away now heheh) it occured to me that one of the things I absolutely love about Anthony Kiedis (well, other than the tats, that bod, that face!) is his ability to roll his tongue - ya know, make that tingly rrrrr sound - just about any time he wants and make it sound so gooooooood, mmmmm (scuse me while I daydream a little for a sec hehe)

My point is, it kinda got me wondering about how good a man who can do that with his mouth would be when he’s going down south if ya know what I mean heheh. Stuff that fantasies are made of, for sure. Well mine, anyway

I’m lucky enough to have a guy who really appreciates the finer points of the pussy, and likes to show it. I really have to feel sorry for girls who’s men aren’t really into oral sex - the giving kind. I know there’s lots of guys out there like that, unfortunately. There’s nothing more of a turn off for a girl than having a guy go down on her only to find that he’s not really into it. And guys - WE CAN TELL! Oh sure you think you can fake it, but us girls have been faking it long before you even thought of it (which I’m sure is the topic for another post lol) so you can’t fool us!

There really is nothing like the feeling of a talented tongue swirling it’s way around down there…flitting lightly over my clit like a shiver then plunging in to taste the wet it’s made, rolling across swollen lips, stopping to suck the pearl before rubbing back and forth, circling faster and harder as my heartbeat starts to quicken and a light sweat breaks out all across my breasts and neck and I feel myself ready to give in to the waves of pleasure…well, you know

So guys, here’s a little tip - learn to love the pussy! Your girl (regular or of the moment lol) will love you for it. Find out the lay of the land and become as familiar with it as your own equipment. Take a nice bath or shower together if you’re worried about odors or taste, or use some of the many edible sex oils and creams that are out there for just this purpose. Shaving is a great way to make the area nice and inviting, and it makes my pussy more sensitive for an added bonus. The pussy is a wonderful place to visit, so make sure you come prepared to stay awhile, and if you become an ace at ‘eating out’ you’ll get better blow jobs too, trust me on this heheh.

and always remember that little homily about how to get to Carnigie Hall - practice, guys, practice!

sweet dreams

well, it’s Christmas Eve, and this is the first opportunity I’ve had in a while to actually sit down and write a post. I’m one of those last minute people, ya know, so I’ve been doing a lot of running around this past week. But, I think everything is done, and if it’s not fuck it

So as promised, on to hubby’s Xmas list…hehe.

If asked to write one out, it would probably look something like this:

1. Threesome with wife and another hot chick
2. Foursome with wife and two other hot chicks
3. Orgy with wife and 10 other hot chicks

Well, sorry honey, it ain’t gonna happen…at least not this year

ok, back to reality hehe. I tell hubby to surf around a bit, find something that gets things moving around down there and let me know what ya want (what a nice girl I am ;)) So hubby tells me that he wants to try a wonderful little thing called ATM. Damn internet porn! Oh, wait a minute…hmmmm I guess this is what’s known as getting hung by my own rope LOL

There’s a couple of reasons for his interest in this, I know. First, he will try to get anal sex in any way possible, whenever possible. Of course he’s going to take it for the Christmas freebie! Second, for some reason, this really turns him on. I mean REALLY turns him on hehe. I don’t pretend to know how the male mind works. Some things that I know turn guys on are just a mystery to me. Not that I don’t take that information and run with it, mind you! Any woman worth her salt knows that the way to a man’s heart (and wallet, and whatever else you care to have hehe) is definitely NOT through his stomach. Aim a little lower and you get the picture. Men just seem to be so grateful for really good sex. Just blow their minds with some really great orgasms and you’ve got them in the palm of your hands, girls

Now I don’t ask for much in return - I’m happiest when I’m making other people happy. No this isn’t just some bs line, it’s really true, just the kind of person I am. Plus he’ll be so grateful that I won’t have to do any dishes or laundry for the next couple of months heheh. So in the spirit of the season, I went out today and got us some party supplies - some Crown Royal for him, and some Bacardi & strawberry daquari mix for me. I rarely drink (I have bottles of booze that are literally years old) so it doesn’t take much to get me all messed up. I’m what’s known as a cheap date hehe. Give me a couple of drinks and I’ll pretty much be into doing it on the front yard if that’s what he really wanted! So grab the blender, honey - let’s have us a little party

To all of you celebrating tonite, whether it’s religious or secular, public or private, spiritual or of the flesh, or maybe just the joy of being alive, I send you all the best and hope all your wishes come true.

always remember to have
sweet dreams

Well, everyone should be busy getting ready for the holidays now, I guess. No matter what you celebrate, this is the time of year when everything seems to get crazy - the traffic is horrendous, I start to shake uncontrollably when I even get near a shopping mall, and even the lineups at the coffee shop drive thru seem longer. In short, it sucks

This year we started our shopping earlier, but it got kinda stalled. I guess we’re just so used to doing it at the last minute that actually being done early would collapse the universe. I wish I were the kind of person who has all their holiday shopping done by June…seeing as I hate the hordes of happy shoppers (didja catch the sarcasm there??) packing it in at the malls in Dec, you would think that would be the logical solution. But I’ve always done things at the last minute, it’s more exciting that way hehe.

This year we’re spending all of our begged, borrowed and financed cash on the kids of course. I always want to go crazy with gifts, getting all the big things that they want that seem to cost a fortune these days. Since we always seem to blow more than we should, hubby and I came up with our own little gift-giving tradition hehe. For the past few years, instead of buying each other gifts, we exchange sexual favors. It actually works out well, because there isn’t enough money to get what I really want in my stocking hehe. Hubby’s gonna kill me for that one

So this is the time of year when he starts getting all horned up, thinking about what special perve I’ll get on for him for ‘Sexmas Eve’ heheh. Since there’s not much time these days to get really kinky, this is really a big deal for us. I mean, there’s always lots of sex, but it’s like fast food - filling and tasty, but…well, fast! - and sometimes it’s nice to sit back and get served a 12 course meal if you know what I mean. So I’m going to start thinking about what to do for this year’s perverted festivities…and yes, I’ll report back on what I decide

While you’re waiting to find out what my perverted mind can come up with hehe, feel free to take a look at my list of porn links - I’ve done yet another revision on it. Yes, I know. I can’t help it! I promise I won’t make any more major changes for a while. Well, a couple of weeks, at least lol. Hopefully I’ve made it better. I took out most of the graphics, I just got tired of looking at them so I’m sure everyone else did too. I’ve added some more categories and split some others up and reworked the free porn site listings, which should make it easier for people to find what they’re looking for, which of course is DIRTY NAKED SEX PICS hehe. Isn’t life fun??

anyway, that’s it for now…go slip someone some tongue under the mistletoe!!

sweet dreams