well so I’m sure we all know by now about my little “thing” for Anthony Kiedis…of course hubby would call it an obsession but it’s not like I’m camping out at his house for crying out loud - I didn’t even read the autobiography! Anyway, I swear I don’t go looking for this stuff, it just finds me

Apparently no one is safe from the big bad internet these days. I happened to come across this amusing little article about Anthony’s porn problem. Now I just wanted to give him a little advice, straight from the horse’s mouth, so to speak heheh.

Some Truths About Internet Porn

• It’s ok to look at internet porn. Before the internet, we looked at magazines. That was ok too.
• It’s not ok to look at internet porn 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. That’s just sad.
• It’s ok to touch yourself while looking at internet porn. (In Anthony’s case, it’s also ok to videotape yourself while doing this, as long as you send me the tape. I promise I’ll keep it our little secret)
• There are some gross (but surprisingly legal) things on the internet. Just stay away from it if you don’t like it.
• Some of the nicest people I’ve ever met have a hand in internet porn. They don’t have horns, and they don’t have orgies all the time either. (well not that I’ve been invited to anyway haha)
• You won’t go blind. Really.
• If internet porn is a vice, it’s just like any other. Use everything in moderation and you’ll rarely have a problem.
• Internet porn isn’t something that needs to be hidden away in secret, dark rooms. Lots of couples use porn to stimulate their sex life. It’s a great thing to share with your partner so give it a try!

So to sum it all up: Anthony - you don’t need to give up porn, you need a girlfriend you can share your interests with. And if you need my address for that tape…well just let me know. ok?

sweet dreams

well not much really going on today, it seems there are a couple of glitches with the blog (nothing that you’d notice, mostly internal stuff) so I was doing a bit with that. And there’s nothing more that I like doing while in front of my screen than listening to music - during the week when no one’s around it gets pretty loud around here!

So as I’m listening to my Red Hot honey alternately crooning seductively and belting those throbbing lyrics (ok, I’m getting a little carried away now heheh) it occured to me that one of the things I absolutely love about Anthony Kiedis (well, other than the tats, that bod, that face!) is his ability to roll his tongue - ya know, make that tingly rrrrr sound - just about any time he wants and make it sound so gooooooood, mmmmm (scuse me while I daydream a little for a sec hehe)

My point is, it kinda got me wondering about how good a man who can do that with his mouth would be when he’s going down south if ya know what I mean heheh. Stuff that fantasies are made of, for sure. Well mine, anyway

I’m lucky enough to have a guy who really appreciates the finer points of the pussy, and likes to show it. I really have to feel sorry for girls who’s men aren’t really into oral sex - the giving kind. I know there’s lots of guys out there like that, unfortunately. There’s nothing more of a turn off for a girl than having a guy go down on her only to find that he’s not really into it. And guys - WE CAN TELL! Oh sure you think you can fake it, but us girls have been faking it long before you even thought of it (which I’m sure is the topic for another post lol) so you can’t fool us!

There really is nothing like the feeling of a talented tongue swirling it’s way around down there…flitting lightly over my clit like a shiver then plunging in to taste the wet it’s made, rolling across swollen lips, stopping to suck the pearl before rubbing back and forth, circling faster and harder as my heartbeat starts to quicken and a light sweat breaks out all across my breasts and neck and I feel myself ready to give in to the waves of pleasure…well, you know

So guys, here’s a little tip - learn to love the pussy! Your girl (regular or of the moment lol) will love you for it. Find out the lay of the land and become as familiar with it as your own equipment. Take a nice bath or shower together if you’re worried about odors or taste, or use some of the many edible sex oils and creams that are out there for just this purpose. Shaving is a great way to make the area nice and inviting, and it makes my pussy more sensitive for an added bonus. The pussy is a wonderful place to visit, so make sure you come prepared to stay awhile, and if you become an ace at ‘eating out’ you’ll get better blow jobs too, trust me on this heheh.

and always remember that little homily about how to get to Carnigie Hall - practice, guys, practice!

sweet dreams

well I did it…it’s been a whole month since I posted last. I’m terrible, aren’t I. Oh well, get used to it, everyone else I know has to heheh.

The first two weeks of 2007 I pretty much did nothing, so I spent the last couple of weeks catching up. That doesn’t bother me, though - it’s pretty much how I live my life anyway. My motto is basically ‘Why put off till tomorrow what you can do next week’. It drives the people around me nuts but I always worked better under pressure anyway. Looking back on the first month of this year is actually pretty depressing because as much as I may think my life is interesting, it seems that upon closer inspection it’s just filled with all those day after day boring things that everyone has in their lives. Which may not make me normal (it would take more than that heheh), but it would sure put you to sleep if I decided to write about it. So I’ll spare you the gory details and just let you know I’m still alive. For now

Now I know it’s been a while, but even I was surprised at the amount of spam comments in here. Seems like everyone and his dog wants me to buy insurance, take a downer, then look at some naked people. NEWS FLASH TO SPAMMERS: I already look at naked people all day, am insured to the tits, and can get my own drugs, thank you Not that they’re listening, of course. Oh well, it’s just what I deserve for deserting my post for so long, doncha think?

I did got a few things done, tho. I’ve finally got Perverted Porn Reviews off the ground. It’s not much yet, but I’m making it my project for ‘07 and by the end of the year I hope to have a gazillion porn sites on there. Of course, that means I have to see them all, since I’m doing this site on my own and not hiring a bunch of people to do reviews for me. Where would the fun be in that?

Of course I’m also keeping up with my list of porn links. It’s usually my first priority to keep that updated so it gets regular attention, unlike some other things hehe.

Don’t expect too much from me the next few days, either - I’m travelling this weekend as I’m off to a Superbowl party…if you would have told me a couple of years ago I’d be enjoying football, much less caring who won the superbowl, I’d have laughed in your face. Now I sit at the edge of my seat and yell and scream just as much as hubby, much to his delight lol. It must be old age. Of course, it helps that there’s sure to be lots of food and good company…oh and having something riding on it makes it a little more exciting too

So if I don’t get back here before the end of the weekend (who’s taking bets hehe) then I just have one thing to say:

GO COLTS GO

sweet dreams

So hope your holidays have been good so far, and that Santa brought you everything you lusted after hehe. I know you’re all wanting to find out what happened here - well let’s just say that hubby was a good enough boy this year to get his present

That’s all I’m going to say right now, I’m thinking I’ll write a story so I don’t want to give it all away…

Anyway, it’s that time of year again and of course like everyone else, I’ve got my list of New Year’s resolutions. Yes, this is going to be one of those posts lol. So without further ado, here’s

Ponygirl’s New Year’s Resolutions

1. Lose the obligitory 10 lbs. Every year, it’s the same ones, I swear. But from Halloween to Thanksgiving to Christmas I just can’t deny myself, and I’m willing to put in the extra work it takes in order to indulge in all that good stuff. It’s winter anyway, not like I’m wearing shorts and tanks or anything. Maybe taking some pics of my progress would be a good incentive

I’ve only got one more. I thought of all that be a better person, save money, volunteer more kinda stuff, but this next one is going to take all my energy and I really want to do this so here goes…

2. Become Smoke Free!!

yep, I’m giving up the habit day after tomorrow, cold turkey. I’ve been mentally preparing for a while, and I’ve got my candies, mints and nicorette arranged around my desk already. So now that I’ve written it, I have to do it. This isn’t going to turn into an ‘I’m quitting smoking’ blog, but I may mention it once in a while

I’m still producing the porn, tho! I haven’t posted one of my free porn sites lately, so here’s a couple of my favorite ones from the past little while:
Doing The Nasty - 24 pics of 4 different couples fucking
Hard Fucked Creampies - 6 vids of some closeup pussyfucking and creampies
and you can always check out the free porn at my list of porn links

see, I’m still working hard to bring you quality entertainment hehe

If I drink tomorrow nite, maybe I’ll make a Drunken New Year’s Eve post. If I don’t pass out before the ball drops, that is. I’m not nineteen anymore ya know. Either way, have a happy new year and let’s make 2007 a really perverted year!

sweet dreams