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Gimme An rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

March 3rd, 2007 by Ponygirl

well not much really going on today, it seems there are a couple of glitches with the blog (nothing that you’d notice, mostly internal stuff) so I was doing a bit with that. And there’s nothing more that I like doing while in front of my screen than listening to music - during the week when no one’s around it gets pretty loud around here!

So as I’m listening to my Red Hot honey alternately crooning seductively and belting those throbbing lyrics (ok, I’m getting a little carried away now heheh) it occured to me that one of the things I absolutely love about Anthony Kiedis (well, other than the tats, that bod, that face!) is his ability to roll his tongue - ya know, make that tingly rrrrr sound - just about any time he wants and make it sound so gooooooood, mmmmm (scuse me while I daydream a little for a sec hehe)

My point is, it kinda got me wondering about how good a man who can do that with his mouth would be when he’s going down south if ya know what I mean heheh. Stuff that fantasies are made of, for sure. Well mine, anyway ;)

I’m lucky enough to have a guy who really appreciates the finer points of the pussy, and likes to show it. I really have to feel sorry for girls who’s men aren’t really into oral sex - the giving kind. I know there’s lots of guys out there like that, unfortunately. There’s nothing more of a turn off for a girl than having a guy go down on her only to find that he’s not really into it. And guys - WE CAN TELL! Oh sure you think you can fake it, but us girls have been faking it long before you even thought of it (which I’m sure is the topic for another post lol) so you can’t fool us!

There really is nothing like the feeling of a talented tongue swirling it’s way around down there…flitting lightly over my clit like a shiver then plunging in to taste the wet it’s made, rolling across swollen lips, stopping to suck the pearl before rubbing back and forth, circling faster and harder as my heartbeat starts to quicken and a light sweat breaks out all across my breasts and neck and I feel myself ready to give in to the waves of pleasure…well, you know ;)

So guys, here’s a little tip - learn to love the pussy! Your girl (regular or of the moment lol) will love you for it. Find out the lay of the land and become as familiar with it as your own equipment. Take a nice bath or shower together if you’re worried about odors or taste, or use some of the many edible sex oils and creams that are out there for just this purpose. Shaving is a great way to make the area nice and inviting, and it makes my pussy more sensitive for an added bonus. The pussy is a wonderful place to visit, so make sure you come prepared to stay awhile, and if you become an ace at ‘eating out’ you’ll get better blow jobs too, trust me on this heheh.

and always remember that little homily about how to get to Carnigie Hall - practice, guys, practice!

sweet dreams ;)

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