well, it’s Christmas Eve, and this is the first opportunity I’ve had in a while to actually sit down and write a post. I’m one of those last minute people, ya know, so I’ve been doing a lot of running around this past week. But, I think everything is done, and if it’s not fuck it

So as promised, on to hubby’s Xmas list…hehe.

If asked to write one out, it would probably look something like this:

1. Threesome with wife and another hot chick
2. Foursome with wife and two other hot chicks
3. Orgy with wife and 10 other hot chicks

Well, sorry honey, it ain’t gonna happen…at least not this year

ok, back to reality hehe. I tell hubby to surf around a bit, find something that gets things moving around down there and let me know what ya want (what a nice girl I am ;)) So hubby tells me that he wants to try a wonderful little thing called ATM. Damn internet porn! Oh, wait a minute…hmmmm I guess this is what’s known as getting hung by my own rope LOL

There’s a couple of reasons for his interest in this, I know. First, he will try to get anal sex in any way possible, whenever possible. Of course he’s going to take it for the Christmas freebie! Second, for some reason, this really turns him on. I mean REALLY turns him on hehe. I don’t pretend to know how the male mind works. Some things that I know turn guys on are just a mystery to me. Not that I don’t take that information and run with it, mind you! Any woman worth her salt knows that the way to a man’s heart (and wallet, and whatever else you care to have hehe) is definitely NOT through his stomach. Aim a little lower and you get the picture. Men just seem to be so grateful for really good sex. Just blow their minds with some really great orgasms and you’ve got them in the palm of your hands, girls

Now I don’t ask for much in return - I’m happiest when I’m making other people happy. No this isn’t just some bs line, it’s really true, just the kind of person I am. Plus he’ll be so grateful that I won’t have to do any dishes or laundry for the next couple of months heheh. So in the spirit of the season, I went out today and got us some party supplies - some Crown Royal for him, and some Bacardi & strawberry daquari mix for me. I rarely drink (I have bottles of booze that are literally years old) so it doesn’t take much to get me all messed up. I’m what’s known as a cheap date hehe. Give me a couple of drinks and I’ll pretty much be into doing it on the front yard if that’s what he really wanted! So grab the blender, honey - let’s have us a little party

To all of you celebrating tonite, whether it’s religious or secular, public or private, spiritual or of the flesh, or maybe just the joy of being alive, I send you all the best and hope all your wishes come true.

always remember to have
sweet dreams